By the end of last week, this quote from Plato seemed particularly apt:
It didn’t spring to mind because they were rampaging like wild beasts through the house, nor because they were constantly hunting down food – it was because my sweet, little one-year-old, The Cute One, had learned to screech like a pterodactyl. (So much so, that I was began to wonder if it was time to rethink his moniker. He really wasn’t living up to his name.) If he didn’t get what he wanted, when he wanted, some atavistic reflex would take over and he would pierce the air with his indignant squawking. My ears were bleeding.
And when The Cute One wasn’t being a prehistoric horror, he was being a parrot: firstly, because he has just discovered that he can mimic sounds, so I was hearing lots of laughably adorable attempts to say “trousers” or “glasses”; secondly, because one of those new words was “cracker” (or “ka-ka” in Cute-speak). So, while his big brothers foraged in the kitchen for a never-ending supply of snacks, he would point at cupboards and yell “KA-KA! KA-KA!” until his needs were met. (And if they weren’t met, then the Jurassic language of the pterodactyl would come loudly into play.)
This primitive behaviour from The Cute One set me thinking about what other animal-like behaviour I witnessed on a daily basis, living among boys like Jane Goodall among a whoop of gorillas. Here are my anthropological thoughts:
But despite the kinship my boys share with much of the animal kingdom, ultimately I refute the Plato quote. Boys aren’t that unmanageable, are they? There are means and ways to manage them. But then again, Plato was writing in an era before the invention of tranquilliser darts and iPads. Either one of which will control the most bestial of boys in my household.
Do they mark their territory? I have a feeling that more mature boy bands do (if that is not an oxymoron). I have a vague recollection that ka ka was also a wordplay in Austria – it was both an abbreviation for Kaiserliche und Königliche and a slang word for ‘poo’. Perhaps The Cute One was thinking of this?
I suspect Ka Ka means ‘poo’ in many languages! But, of course, The Cute One was referencing Kaiserlich und Königlich – we’d just finished a lesson on the Hapsburgs at the time! 😉
Reminds me of the old soccer joke:
I see Austria and Hungary are playing tonight.
Oh really! Against whom?
Love it!!!
Thanks! I aim to please! 😉
Squealing with laughter as I read your posts! I have nephews and totally understand where you’re coming from!
Thanks, Aunt Agnes. Glad you were amused! I’m an aunt to five boys – and they are as lovely as my own sons. Aunthood is great!
Ah, so I’ve just stumbled across this little gem. Now I know why my piece about bugs spoke to you! How funny this is….love, love, love all your animal/boy comparisons. Excellent post!